im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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