Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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