he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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