My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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