p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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