I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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