U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Come see our sink grown plant.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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