i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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