I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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