BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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