Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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