That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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