i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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