so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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