So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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