I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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