I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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