Do vagina's smell?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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