They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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