Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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