i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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