You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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