I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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