Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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