the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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