Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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