I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
In other news, I just burned my penis
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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