her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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