Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
This baby is an asshole
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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