just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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