Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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