last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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