Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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