What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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