No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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