I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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