I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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