Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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