Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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