You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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