glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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