This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I've blown a few things in my day
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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