Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
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I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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