Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning