As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts