so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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