About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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