I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You're a waste of cheezeits
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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