I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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