everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
meet me or not, i'm out of control
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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