I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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