So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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