grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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