i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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