I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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