bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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