i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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