I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
where are my eyebrows?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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