bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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