he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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